#week 2 of 2021: I am jealous of your Saturday!

A random chat with a friend of mine

“How was your Saturday?” he asked.

“I slept like a sloth,
Stand up paddling like a sea lion,
riding motorcycle like a cheetah,
eating sushi like a pig.
What about your?” I said.

“ahahahhaah I am jealous of that Saturday! I had an easy day at home, saw friends and ordered a pizza lol. May we switch it?” he laughed.

“I would be jealous as well. Why should we!” I answered “Oh damn, whenever I wanna use exclamation point, the phone uses the question one and vice-versa)..”

“Autocorrect is always a painnn.. like you lol!”